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This is it May 17th 2011 (Super hero movies)

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Commentary by the B.I.B.

B: Welcome everyone, and This Is It for May 17th 2011. With me here, as per usual, is my partner, my love, the Narrator of the Super Born story.
N: Howdy. How’s it going everyone?
B: Today, I want to talk about the energy crisis…
N: Excuse me, I know you wanna talk about that, and an important subject it is but, if you don’t mind I’d like to spend a moment on another subject that’s buggin’ the crap out of me.
B: Oh?…I see..What the Phillies or Yankees have a bad game?…Beer prices up again?
N: That was cruel. Now that you mention it my last pack of Miner’s seemed a bit pricey…No, the subject I wanted to talk about was something that should be near and dear to you. What’s up with all of these Super Hero Movies all the sudden?
B: That’s your burning issue?
N: Why, yeah. We got your “Thor” out now then “Green Lantern” there’s a new Super Man coming.
B: You know you’re right there making “Avengers”, “Captain America”, and I heard ANOTHER Batman.
N: Exactly, so my question is why would they bother when they have you?
B: Me?
N: Exact-tackly, You. Is this a “Male” thing or what?…Come on, Thor? Don’t make me laugh. You can do, in fifteen minutes, all the crap he did in the movie. That mofo would just slow you down, yet there he is on the big screen raking in the dough. After getting to know you, I thought the Thor movie was a comedy by comparison.
B: Aren’t you a sweet talker all the sudden…But you know you are right. Lot of male names up there.
N: No shit! Doesn’t it bother you? Here you are, a real woman yet with unshakable morals and all the strength and speed to back it up, sexy, absolutely gorgeous to boot, and these bozo’s get all the screen time. ..It makes me spitting mad!
B: Well maybe people need those kinds of heroes. Heroes have been a needed part of society going back to the Greeks. When our institutions fail us throughout history, people have always looked for super heroes for alternative answers to their problems. During the depression, the Superman character was born in Cleveland when the government and business leaders failed to deal with our day to day problems.
N: Yeah, but they don’t need those lugs, they need you…a hero with real emotions, a hybrid just a step up from normal people… a goal to aspire to reach…to touch.
B: Hey! Watch the hands, we’re in public.
N: It just smokes my pizza to see them get all the attention when you’re the REAL super hero.
B: Just maybe… I don’t want the attention. Try getting anything done with a load of paparazzi standing on your cape.
N: I suppose…But it still bothers me; bunch of testosterone soaked-brainless-muscle bound- tight wearing-grunting-fanny farting- steroid snorting- pinko-sweaty-stinky-slobbering-dog breath-raisin sacked-yee ha’s.
B: Well, it makes me feel good that you feel so strongly about my place in the world. Thanks.
N: Dick wads…
B: Okay, okay you made your point.
N: So now you can talk about the Energy Crisis.
B:.. Maybe, I’d rather hear how you think I could take Thor with one hand tied behind my back.
N: Let me get some rope and a Thor costume…

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