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Super Born - The Book

THIS IS IT …JULY 7TH 2011 (MLB)

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THIS IS IT … JULY 7TH 2011
B: Hi! B.I.B. here with today’s issue of “This is It”. As per usual, I am joined by the noted Journalist and narrator of Super Born: Seduction of Being, my favorite book.
N: My fav too…What do you mean “noted” Jounralist? You know I never take notes…Shoot from the hip, that’s what I say.
B: (sigh) Sometimes I wonder why I’m hooked up with you! “Noted”…noted as in people have taken notice of your work!
N: Well, that’s …different. Hell, I am “noted”. In fact, I am so noted, you can’t miss my work. Super Born speaks for itself.
B: Yeah…good thing too…Anyway …You ready to do a little venting?
N: Damn straight!
B: You want to start or should I?
N: Ladies, first.
B: Why thanks…Anyone been to a Major League Baseball game lately? Lover boy and I did the other night, now we’re both upset.
N: Spitin’ mad to be precise!
B: How do people afford to treat their families to a game these days? I’ve dealt with a lot of criminals since my powers have emerged, but never have I found a group so open and obvious about their crime as the thieves I encountered at the stadium. We went with Paige and the three of us spent over 400$ and that doesn’t include anything lavish or any souvenirs.
N: Nothing!
B: Tickets, parking…
N: One frickin’ beer!
B: Some peanuts, hot dog…one… a couple sandwiches…
N: One frickin’ beer!
B: A couple of sodas and one frickin’ beer!
N: One beer $8!…Just one and it was warm!
B: You remember how much my bottle of water was?
N: Well, the beer was $8.
B: $4.50! You can buy a dozen bottles for that, but move it into the stadium and its 12 times more valuable? These athlete millionaires cry for more money and we have billionaire owners with lock outs ect, but the common fan is takin’ it on the chin!
N: Did I mention beer was $8?
B: How can Joe MiddleClass afford to take his family to America’s Pastime? Next time I hear a complaint from Billion Dollar Sport athletes or owners about attendance and fan support, I don’t think I’ll be able to contain myself.
N: Well, they did throw out a couple of tee shirts and give us coupons when we left.
B: Yeah, I was hoping it was a refund, ‘cause I was not happy, at all.
N: Yeah…the flight home was a little rocky. You shouldn’t fly when you’re angry.
B: It really frosts my knickers to have these super powers and not do anything when I see a rip off like that! Water $4.50!
N: Oh, boy…I’ve seen that look before. Calm down!
B: It just sucks when I see seats filled by corporate fat cats and not by kids who should be the ones at the ball park. But who else can afford to be there?
N: Would you feel better if we saved a crashing plane or busted some criminals? Other criminals I mean? Would that pep you up some?
B: I guess.
N: Okay, let’s go bust some heads…See you all later…But not at the ball park!!!

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